February 2012
mother: get off the computer
me: *makes chewbacca noise*
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Dear Steve Carell... →
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From “Pilot” to “Goodbye, Michael,” you were Michael Scott. From the best to crappiest, you gave it your all. You did crazy ass things that were in the script. You ate food that had to be sitting out, take after take. You brought a smile to your castmates’ faces with your ability to not break even after saying the most ridiculous lines in a manner only you could put off.
With...
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Oh Erin, why!?
you make me so sad.
You have been hurt. You have been hurt bad.
SAD= Seasonal Affective Disorder
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I have “Rainbow Connection” stuck in my head.
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That annoying moment when your favorite... →
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Following this blog may be the greatest thing you have ever done
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Listening to Disney Songs like:
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I should be writing my paper but I'm just...
yes-butno:
the year 2047
child: why are you angry?
me: pottermore is still in beta
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I've never seen a McDonalds or a Burger King under... →
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If you follow this blog, you will finally achieve true and lasting happiness
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baudelaired replied to your post: Awesome. I can type 51 wpm.
YOU ARE SLOWWW
Don’t you dare crush my dreams. DON’T. YOU. DARE
It was originally 61 but it took off some points bc I misspelled some words.
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why did i got look up the ending scene to homeward bound…
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Awesome. I can type 51 wpm.
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my bed has gotten to the point where i can’t sit on unless I move the pile of crap from my bed to my desk, but if I do that I won’t have a place to put my laptop unless I move the pile from my desk back to my bed.
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i hate those commercials that are like →
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this is a poptart:
and this is a warm, flaky toaster strudel:
If you follow this blog, you will finally achieve true and lasting happiness
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Yeah, I yell at my computer games when they piss me off. Especailly when I’m playing an MMORPG and one of my party memebers keeps going the wrong fucking way and we have a 20 sec time limit to move onto the next fucking room There’s no time to fuck around when you only have 20 secs to move onto the next room before the fucking blast doors close and the room blows the fuck up.
and NO...
the difference between "gamer girls" and girls who...
gamer girl: omgggg modern warfare 4 lyfeee
girls who play video games: GOD DAMN IT MARIO. IS IT THAT FUCKING HARD TO STAY ON RAINBOW ROAD FOR MAYBE TEN SECONDS. OH MY FUCKING GOD PEACH YOU FUCKING WHORE. YOU REALLY HAD TO USE THE THUNDER CLOUD AND FUCKING SHRINK ME. REALLY. THIRD. I'M IN THIRD PLACE OH MY GOD YES THANK JESUS LORD ABOVE IN THE HEAVENS. FUCK. NO. I FELL OFF. I SWEAR TO GOD MARIO I'M GOING TO MURDER YOUR ITALIAN PLUMBER MOTHER FUCKING ASS. i hate my life.
On Valentine’s Day I’m going to order a heart shaped pizza from Dominos.
I’m going to specifically ask that it be heart shaped and if it comes not heart shaped I will not pay.
Jack in the Box has a Bacon Shake now
I’m tempted to go try it.
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